UNRESTRAINED CORPORATISM

IN LESS THAN TEN YEARS:
WORST TERRORIST ATTACK IN AMERICA
LONGEST WAR IN US HISTORY
WORT ECONOMIC CRISIS SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION
WORT MAN-MADE ENVIRONMENTAL CATASTROPHE EVER

Republician Taking Points

"Government is the problem."
"The private industry does it better."
"Don't let big government stand in the way."